Right now Katie Turnbow is probably sitting at her desk thinking about coffee.
Family, love, coffee, food, work, community and social media. In random order depending on the quality of each. Although some days the coffee threatens to take over first place and shove everyone else into last place. I suspect the coffee cheats.
Katie 
I swear to Christ that someday you will be under my hammer. You lied. You cheated, and at the end you stole my job. Your days are numbered, equity hire. And all those who lied with you.